ASSLESS CHAPS DISASTER
My dad was in a leather shop with a bunch of motorcycle guys. So I offered to make an assless chaps cake for the class.
It was his last day and I baked this cake for the whole crew.
What I did WRONG:
I dyed the fondant black. It’s best to buy black fondant rather than dye it. It is very difficult dyeing white fondant black.
It takes a lot of black food coloring and using that much black changes the composition of the fondant and makes it sticky, dry, and pretty much impossible to work with without going *INSANE.
One leg is shorter than the other. I did not measure my legs. Make sure you measure the cake if you are going to be making the same two or more appendages.
The butt is lumpy. Yes, people have lumpy butts, BUT, I should have shaved my butt (haha) before I applied the fondant.
The people in the leather shop loved the cake. They ate both of the legs, but they refused to eat the butt. Ha! It’s just cake.